2: What comes after Sunday?
Me: Monday
2: No, it doesn't!
Me: ....
Me: Well, what do you think comes after Sunday?
2: [irate] I don't know! But you know! So tell me!
Me: Zippity-do-day.
2: [kicking seat, screaming] No! [cries at length]
***
2: Why do far-away places have to be far away?
Me: uhhhh... because Earth is a big planet and... if everything was close together... um... the people would be too crowded.
2: No! You're not listening to me! I SAID, why do far-away places have to be far away?
Me: ...
2: Answer me!
Me: I have nothing to say to you.
2: ANSWER ME! [kicks seat, screams]
***
2: Will tomorrow be a magic day?
Me: What is a magic day for you?
2: It's when you go to sleep and wake up in the morning but it's still the same day.
Me: [relieved, somehow] Yes! Tomorrow will be a magic day!
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Very funny. It's funny how I couldn't wait until my son talked, and then when he began--I wished he had been silent a bit more!
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